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So, when you’ve got a small-block 400, a trailer, assorted parts and the ability to custom fabricate a 6-inch tall replica of a blender blade out of stainless steel, what do you do with your spare time?

Make the world’s fastest margarita machine.

Add: 6 bags of ice, and 18 bottles of ready-to-drink margarita mix. Turn ignition, and rev engine for 10 to 20 seconds. Open valve and enjoy. 

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www.nitro4you.com

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1. Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,
   blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description
   for these kids: lucky bastards.
2. If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards,
   you’re a dope. If you’re a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your
   idols. If you’re a grown man, they’re pictures of men.
3. There’s no such thing as flavored water. There’s a whole
   aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery
   taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want
   flavored water? Pour some Jack Daniels over ice and let it melt. That’s
   your flavored water.
4. The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the
   asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a “decaf grande half-
   soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino,
   extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n’-Low, and one NutraSweet,”
   ooh, you’re a huge asshole.
5. Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it
   doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass.
   And it translates to “beef with broccoli.” The last time you did
   anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant.
   You’re not spiritual. You’re just high.
6. No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is
   offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George
   Michael. I can’t even tell if he’s supposed to be there, or just some
   freak with a fetish. I don’t want to be on your web cam, dude. I just
   want to wash my hands.
7. When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to know
   in months. “27 Months.” “He’s two,” will do just fine. He’s not a
   cheese. And I didn’t really care in the first place.

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It all depends on who you ask and what people were expecting, I don’t think David Chase could have written a ending that would have made everyone happy and this ending left so much to the viewers mind it was a classic!

The ending was left completely to watchers imagination, all I can say is that as a true FU I hope there is never a movie.

And I was really happy to see that the day I sat in traffic on RT 10 here in Parsippany was for the scene of Phil getting his head run over at the gas station on RT 10 east.

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Well I really look forward to seeing were he goes and who he drives for, but I am very happy its not DEI. I think they made a major mistake not letting him have what he wanted and letting him do what his father would have wanted him to do and that’s make DEI successful no chance of that now.

With the loss of a sponsor like Bud and the fan base loss of Little E its going to be great to see how they end up.

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As much as so many people would like it to be untrue Jeff Gordon is and will always be one of the best drivers of all time.

 I know it hurts even me to say this being an Dale Earnhardt Sr.& Jr. fan .

So for the love of god stop fucking throwing things at him when he wins.. it just makes Nascar fans look like a bunch of ASSHOLES.

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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re
going to feel all day. ”
~Frank Sinatra

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