• “McGillicutty” (A word that can be used in place of any noun, “Put the McGillicutty over there.”)
  • “Jones” (Another placeholder, usually for actions, “He gave her the three finger jones”.)
  • “Deal” (A catch-all term mostly used as a noun, i.e. “Here’s the deal.” Also used to refer to male genitalia, “Put the McGillicutty on your deal.”)
  • “Diacos” (Fake Breasts, named after Bubba’s favorite plastic surgeon Dr. Dan Diaco, “Look at the Diacos on that chick!”)
  • “Rattler” (A bottle of pills/pharmaceuticals that are abused, “They say we can’t smoke weed or eat pot brownies on the air, but we can drink beer, and I have my “rattler” right here.”)
  • “Lady Bug” (The term Bubba uses when referring to his own penis.)
  • “Burn a Wheel” (Smoking marijuana, “do you need to go out back and burn a wheel?”)
  • “Willie” (An extraneous word often added for emphasis. “The website’s bogged down willie.”)
  • “Yellow Bird” (an unspecified narcotic that Bubba and Hootie have in their rattlers)
  • “Wrapping The Toots” (Snorting cocaine; “Brent wrapped the toots once again this weekend…”)
  • “Chalking Lines” (Same as Wrapping The Toots.)
  • “shoot” (Real, not staged)
  • “booker” (The person in charge)
  • “work” (Fake, staged)
  • “mark” (Gullible fan, or generally used to signify an embarrassing buffoon)
  • “jabroni” (an idiot or bufoon; worse than a mark, implies wimpiness or effeminate qualities)
  • “jobber” (pro wrestling term referring to a wrestler whose role is to lose matches on a regular basis; when used on the show usually means just some random person)
  • “cricket” (a woman who is not your spouse, attractive; not a term of endearment, synonymous with whore or groupie, but less offensive to the ear; often used when referring to strippers)
  • “cricket caper” (an illicit or shady sexual encounter with a woman who is not your spouse)
  • “kayfabe” (Portrayal of staged events as real, illusion, also a way to tell others to shut up about a secret)
  • “K-5″ (something very secret, see kayfabe above)
  • “bury” (To lower someones status, humiliate)
  • “rib” (a joke, usually at someone else’s expense; a mild burial)
  • “put over” (to compliment or praise; the opposite of a burial)
  • “cut a promo” (to yell or curse someone out)
  • “iggy” (private or secret information; as in “I’ve got the iggy on the Spice Boy situation”)
  • “grease” [pronounced greeeze] (to attack, disrespect or defeat another; “Howard had me on the show and just greased me with fat jokes”)
  • “Full Trucker Effect”/”FTE” (a long-haul trucker that listens to the show, a phrase adopted from the Johnny Socko song, Full Trucker Effect, with which Bubba opens every show.)
  • “babyface” (to flatter or to be a nice guy; “Don’t try to babyface Brent, tell us what’s got you so angry!”)
  • “stiff” (to be stern or angry or mean; to be overly aggressive; the opposite of babyface)
  • “full hot” (dual meaning. 1:to be very pissed off; 2:to be very attracted to a woman. variants include “half hot”, “quarter hot”, etc)
  • “on the chip” (to be angry, annoyed or grumpy)
  • “chicken sandwich” (a freebie or gift given by a mark)
  • “dark match” (a non-televised wrestling match that serves as a crowd warm-up before the main show goes on live tv; when used on the show it usually refers to a subpar substitution/imitation or something of less inspiring quality. “Kurt and Kyle Busch are nothing but a bunch of dark match Tony Stewarts”)
  • “heel” [pro wrestling] (the bad guy in a wrestling match; “Is it me or has Brent been a heel towards Bubba since he took up mixed martial arts?”)